I still am not really quite sure what this is, or better yet, why the hell I am writing it. But if the other few billion or so people in the world are writing their inner most thoughts, desires, hates, and stupidity on the internet….well I wouldn’t be a good Lemming if I didn’t jump of the cliff as well. I always think I have something important to say, but maybe I don’t. I am possibly like the other Lemmings with nothing really awe-inspiring to say.
I am sitting at home, after a day of work. I work for a newspaper….I like it. I answer phones, post some bills, and generally am there to answer the questions of the local “crazy” population that come in our doors. Our office is a very quiet place. So quiet in fact that every so often you need to look around to make sure someone (if anyone) is still breathing. We dont have a lot of news in our town. Well not what you would call “Breaking News”. Nothing to interrupt the Soaps for. As a matter of fact we dont really have any sort of news to interrupt. That should say a lot about us. We have no controversies….no one has been murdered….I dont think a liquor store has been robbed in the last decade, possibly longer. Our big news is mainly raising rates on power, and the last “renegade law-breaker” was some old man who was found with “something electronic” is his ass when he was pulled over for driving like a moron. Yep, that’s us. excitement is afraid of us! Whew!
I have a family….all my own. This pod of people consists of myself, my more handsome partner in crime, and two kids. Oh, not to forget the two dogs. I know, I know, calm down! Its crazy!
I think that mainly I have a lot going through my head and I want to feel my importance and stamp my small thumbprint upon this world also known as “web”.
So, ’til we meet again….
Hey, you haven’t mentioned your crazy “mafia” connections!
That is another blog entirely!! LOL, I will get thre, promise!